One day you realize it. You’re in too deep. For a few years your family delighted in the Christmas tradition of waking up each morning in December to find where your resident elf had hidden after his nightly flight to the North Pole to report your misdeeds to the big man. Now the routine is growing tiresome. Many nights the elf forgets to move and you’re running out of excuses for him. Sounds like it’s time to send your elf packing. Here are a few tactful, and some not-so-tactful ways to off your elf.Oh, and do us one tiny favor? When you go back to Facebook, could you please like the post that you clicked on to get here? It'll help these "Dose of Daily Awesomeness" posts tremendously so that I can keep them coming for a long time to come. THANK YOU!
18 Creative Ways to Ditch Your Elf on the Shelf Tradition
#1: Duty Calls
Turns out elves are fiercely loyal, and not just to Santa! Though he never thought his name would be called, turns out he’s been drafted and is proudly serving his country in the armed forces. Hopefully he will send you a copy of his draft papers if he’s off to serve his country this year.
#2: Maternity/Paternity Leave
A lot can happen in the 11 months between when your elf leaves your family and his/her triumphant return the following year. Perhaps your elf has welcomed a bundle of joy recently and is taking some time off to bond with the new little one.
It’s been said that elves eat primarily candy, candy canes, candy corns, and chocolate. Sugar addiction much? Be sure to express how proud you are of the elf for taking his addictions seriously and taking proper action to curb his bad habits.
It’s admirable, really. Your elf had progressed as far as anyone with an associates degree could. But with the support of Santa, the other elves, and your family, he’s decided to pursue higher education. He’s up to his eyeballs studying for finals and just couldn’t pull it all together to be visiting your family, too.
#5: Jury Duty
It was only a matter of time before your elf got summoned, they all do eventually. He tried everything in his power to get out of it. He really did.
#6: Shift Change
Bet you didn’t know that there are elves that visit houses only at night and report back to Santa during the day. Well, there are, and unfortunately your elf just got switched to nights. He’s still around, but has to leave in the wee morning hours before anyone wakes up.
Certainly your kids will buy into the idea of an elf sabbatical. It goes without saying that Santa is one of the best bosses around and I could totally see him offering a month long sabbatical to his employees every other year. How unfortunate that his sabbatical directly overlaps with Christmas time this year, darn!
#8: Doing Time
Hey, it happens to the best of us. A small lapse in judgement can leave even model citizens spending a little time behind bars. Hopefully he will make parole for next year.
The technology advancement in recent years has made elfing a much more streamlined process. None of this back and forth business, the elves can now carefully and strategically place mini cameras around and watch your family from the comfort of their homes.