Alright, guys. Or should we say “bois”? Y’all know who you are, and it’s probably time to rein it in a bit, dontcha think? I mean, keep slidin’ in them DMs and acting foolishly if that’s your thing, but we think you need a new thing. Otherwise, we’ll probably see your name up here in (LED) lights in no time. Also, maybe your mothers didn’t love you enough to tell you the rule – every third Tinder rejection makes you lose an inch. Nope, not in height. You’ve been warned. That said, there are two lines in here that seemed to work pretty well and we didn’t want you to *never* try again (because we want to see more of these), so we included them. Go forth and… idk, get roasted?
21 Times Good Triumphed Over Evil On Tinder & 2 Times Evil Got Past The Gate