Darcie. Felicia. Beth. Susan. Karen. Michael. James – when they are specifically “James” and never anything else. We all know them. Some of us are them (AH-HEM). Those petty mothe… Anyway, there are certain people who just take petty to a whole new level. And yes, sometimes you can just tell by someone’s name. Sometimes, you have to wait for them to have a super-publicky-social-media-shitstorm-breakup. Sometimes, you just have to wait for them to post a meme, like the petty shit below! Actually, these probably don’t even scratch the surface, but we were afraid that if we scratched, one of you would cut our brake lines.

Let it marinate…

Yep. There it is.

21 Ways To Measure Your Petty – You Have A Long Way To Go

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)