You know that moment when you’re so aggravated with someone that you can’t string two words together. You’re desperate for an insult you can hurl at your adversary’s head but the only thing that comes to mind is something totally juvenile like, “I know you are, but what am I?” Not being able to slay your opponent with verbal sword play makes everything so much worse. Well, you won’t need to worry about that happening ever again. Because if you’ll read this post and commit a few of these saucy remarks to memory, you’ll always have a full to the brim repository of insults.
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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)