…so the next I know, I’m halfway up the tree, wearing only underwear, while the ostrich is just circling the tree. What do mean “how did I get up the tree and where did the ostrich come from?” Were you even listening? If you’ve ever felt like you were talking to yourself, or been on the other side, and completely zoned out while someone was talking to you, than you’ll be able to relate to our “I wasn’t listening” memes. They’re funny enough that you’ll want to pay close attention.
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Maria is a mother of five and grandmother of two. She is a journalist, but loves writing in general, especially creative fiction. Her specialties include knowing way too much about Marvel comic books and raising awesome kids.