It’s one of the most-used words in the English language, and cognates and roots are used around the world. You see it here more than a few times each week, and for mental health purposes, we all hope you get to use it as a verb more often than not… We’re talking about “fuck”, people! Contrary to what your bro or homie or bestie told you, it’s unlikely to be an acronym of any kind, but it has been in use for F*&king Centuries! Here is a non-exhaustive compendium of the world’s favorite swear; make sure to share it around so everyone can add their favorite use in the comments!

ALL. THINGS. F*&K.

#1

fuckdefinitions

#2

scholarlyfuck

#3

lordoffuckery

#4

goodfuckingmorning

#5

fuckoff

#6

fuckingtwatweasel

#7

usefulasfuck

#8

fuckofficorn

#9

unfuckmorty

#10

sammy

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)