These rude Christmas decorations may just scar your Children for life so maybe read this when they are away; however, when the children are away, Santa comes out to play!

 

30+ Rude Christmas Decorations

#1

Santa-pee-2

#2

Deer-poop

#3

Miley ornament

#4

Booty-Ball
 

#5

Deer-dying

#6

Anal ornament

#7

Santa-girl

#8

Snowman-dongs
 

#9

Sperm-Egg

#10

Santa-crap

#11

santa-car

#12

Reinbeers

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