Twitter put it out there and let’s just say we weren’t disappointed. “White People Love Saying…” Well that pretty much writes itself. Which is also probably something white people say.

If you’ve you ever looked at the settings on your washer and dryer, you may have noticed the “whitest whites” setting… Is there a less white option? Why not “eggshell” or “cream” or “ivory”? Well, because it’s a washer, not an effing paint store. And not EVERYTHING needs to be about *YOU*, Sharon! Which means the ONLY logical explanation is that many years ago, a Meme Master Plan was set into motion. Given the subject matter, it was probably a dude named Alan or Guy, working at Whirlpool, who also made a point of journaling anything he found incredibly, er… suburban?

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)