If sarcasm is your second language then trying to pick out a birthday greeting card is a special kind of torture. The cards at the grocery store are either ridiculously sentimental or all kinds of cheesy—and you’d rather pretend you forgot about a birthday then to send that kind of saccharine crap. Luckily, the internet contains a wealth of snarky, edgy eCards that capture perfectly the kind of message you’d prefer to send to your friends. We’ve gathered 33 of the best. You can thank us later.

33 Hilarious eCards To Send To Anyone Who Loves A Snarky Birthday Meme

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)