You know, your lonely mother would sure get a kick out of this post. If you love her, you oughta share it with her. She’s been waiting to hear from you for a while now. She just waits by the phone, hoping. Her voice doesn’t really work very well anymore. No one calls since you children left home. When you think about it, sharing this post is really the least you could do after all she’s sacrificed for you. And while you’re at it, if you really care about your grandparents, siblings, and friends, you oughta share this post with them, too.
When you’re done taking care of your family, your friends here would sure love to hear about the best and worst guilt trips you’ve ever given and taken!