BREAKING NEWS! After decades of intensive research, the world’s leading authorities on human longevity discover the elusive cause behind the morbidity and mortality gap between men and women. Turns out, men just love to do dumb things! Revealed here, for the first time, is the conclusive scientific evidence that proves why women live longer than men.

33 Photos That Explain Why Women Live Longer Than Men

#1: When your hedge trimmers just aren’t cuttin’ it.

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#2: A hungry man always finds a way!

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#3: And then I thought, “Y’know what’d be really cool?”

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#4: The what goes where?

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#5: Sparks vs Plastics. Results at 10.

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#6: “So, I told him he couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn.”

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#7: Dangling modifiers.

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#8: Electrical engineering students are so creative!

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#9: Ain’t no mountain high enough!

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#10: Roof rigging, circus-style.

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#11: Don’t worry, Morty. I’ll hold’er steady.

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