Most of us walk around in this world trying to act civil. Maybe it’s because that’s what our mothers taught us. Or maybe it’s because we’re wholehearted believers in the golden rule. When we’re out in public and someone does something rude like cutting the line, in general, we let it slide. If we’re feeling really daring we might cordially ask the idiot who is talking on his phone during the movie to please take the call outside. But, that doesn’t mean that inside we’re not calling those fools all kinds of salty names and plotting the vicious retaliations we’d like to act out if we were a little less civilized. These 33 savage thoughts are all about how since we can’t say it and still be polite we’re gonna just full on think it.

33 True AF Thoughts For Anyone Happy To Embrace Their Inner Savage

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#2

adorable-bitch

#3

no-internet

#4

personal-life

#5

#6

squint

#7

today-tomorrow

#8

lost-something

#9

lemons

#10

#11

not-sure1

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)