If you haven’t been able to get out for a night of stand up comedy recently, you’re missing out. Watching a comic run a well-crafted, innovative set is one of the most gut busting experiences you’ll ever have. Luckily, Netflix has embraced the funny and streams some of the best comics’ shows so you can watch stand up without having to get a baby sitter. But if you don’t even have time for that. Then this post is going to rock your world with our collection of some of the best stand up comedian’s one liners.

34 Of The Best Stand Up Lines From Our Favorite Comedians















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