You all loved the last “Inappropriate Elves on Shelves” post so much we are back for round 2. Here are 34 MORE inappropriate elves on shelves. (Sorry Mom).

Oh, and do us one tiny favor? When you go back to Facebook, could you please like the post that you clicked on to get here? It'll help these "Dose of Daily Awesomeness" posts tremendously so that I can keep them coming for a long time to come. THANK YOU!

35 *More* Inappropriate Elves On Shelves

#1

Elf on Shelf Swing

#2

Elf-on-Shelf-Mustache-rides

#3

Elf-shelf-fireball

#4

Elf-bow

#5

Elf-Mom-Ho

#6

Ouija-elf-shelf

#7

Elf-hanging

#8

Shitter-elf

#9

Redrum elf on shelf

#10

Elf with Heroin

#11

elf stocking love

CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE

I am a professional musician, entrepreneur, puppeteer, business broker, author, and basically anything else you need me to be... well, almost.