If you’re one of those people who think they look good in a bathing suit and have no anxiety about parading around with your bits barely covered, then this post isn’t for you. This post is all about how when summer rolls around many people spend an inordinate amount of time worrying about the rolls around their middle and scheming with mob boss precision to find all the ways to get out of going to the pool. Of course, often you can’t shake that swimming outing no matter how hard you’ve tried and you eventually have to don the dreaded swimsuit. If that moment is waiting around the corner for you, then you’ll love knowing you’re not alone in your Heart of Darkness journey into summer swimwear.
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I grew up in TN, but recently moved to Denver, CO to pursue a Masters in Literature. I love reading, writing, playing outside, hanging out with friends and family, and watching great movies.