We’ve all heard the rule “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.” Well, let’s forget about that for the moment. Sometimes we need to let out the snark monsters normally tied up in the shadows of our mind, to snarl and bite at the fools in the world. Every once in a while, when nosy people get a little too close to our business, or when thoughtless comments cut too deep, our little monsters gnaw through their tethers and rally to our defense with snarky comebacks that put offenders in their place.

37 Purely Entertaining Snarky Comebacks













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