As we observe the species, sometimes called “night owl” or “not a morning person”, we see how their blankets seem to hold them prisoners in their own bed. Their battle with the covers and silent duel with the hateful snooze button leaves them exhausted and unable to function without some form of caffeine. If you encounter one before noon, you are advised to approach with caution. They often snarl and growl and have even been known to bite someone’s head off. We were able to gather the following data about these creatures. If these behaviors remind you of someone you know, and you want to share this post with them, we advise waiting until afternoon, as they will not smile or laugh before then.
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Maria is a mother of five and grandmother of two. She is a journalist, but loves writing in general, especially creative fiction. Her specialties include knowing way too much about Marvel comic books and raising awesome kids.