Remember when you were dating and you tried so hard to never fart or have bad breath or snort when you laugh? Those were the days. Now that you’re married you say and do things with your spouse that you could never imagine when you were dating and trying to impress him or her. And while it may make us laugh when we take a close look at some of the unvarnished truth that comes in marriage, it’s a good thing. Because if you can’t trust your spouse to not judge you when you have diarrhea after eating too much Indian food, who can you trust?

38 Spot-On Memes That Nail What It’s Like To Be Married

#1

welcome-to-marriage

#2

too-many-paper-towels

#3

exactly-the-amount-of-crackers

#4

diarrhea
 

#5

establish-dominance

#6

grocery-store-texting

#7

favorite-pain-in-the-ass

#8

breathing-like-that
 

#9

food-coming-out

#10

pushing-down-the-garage

#11

husband-poop

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)