If you have kids, then you’ve had an innocent conversation that caused an involuntary head shaking that made you wonder if you were raising a comedian. James Breakwell, widely known by his Twitter handle as XplodingUnicorn, shares the hysterical commentary between him and his four daughters, ages 8 and younger, with over one million followers on Twitter. Between the girls and his wife, Breakwell has the best parenting and marriage raw material you could ask for. We found some of his classic tweets, along with some more recent stuff, for your reading enjoyment.

40 Hilarious Parenting Tweets From The Funniest Dad In The Twittersphere

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Maria is a mother of five and grandmother of two. She is a journalist, but loves writing in general, especially creative fiction. Her specialties include knowing way too much about Marvel comic books and raising awesome kids.