From “don’t pour coffee on your crotch” to “don’t eat your iPod Shuffle,” it feels like these are things that just don’t need to be said. Then people start eating laundry detergent pods and it becomes clear that all these ridiculous warnings are posted because SOMEBODY needs the help. Take a look at these ridiculous warnings that really exist.

40 Ridiculous Warning Signs Guaranteed To Make You Laugh Out Loud

#1 – That stick man seems awfully calm considering all the pain lines radiating from his tender areas.

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#2 – Go down the street a few blocks. Do your dying there instead.

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#3 – You’d have to make an effort to hold a chainsaw as stupidly as shown in that illustration.

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#4 – You can’t say you weren’t warned…

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#5 – As George Takei would say, “Oh myyyyy.”

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#6 – I’m not a golfer, but is this something you normally would do?

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#7 – Oh great, we’ve all read it now. Where do we turn ourselves in?

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#8 – Is that fine only if you manage to survive? Or will they collect from your family at the funeral?

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#9 – We all need to be concerned for the animals’ health.

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#10 – So where has the 15th floor gone?

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#11 – Truth in labeling right there.

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#12 – Whew, as long it’s still okay in case of anger.

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#13 – If you can figure out how to smoke underwater, it seems like Minnesota ought to just let you go for it.

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#14 – So you can’t actually get an 8-foot hot dog for 50 cents? What a rip-off.

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#15 – Be careful about something… possibly an alien octopus somewhere on the road?

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#16 – People are just grabbing seagulls and eating them on the street? And often enough that someone needed to make signs?

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Tara is a mom, instructional designer, author, cat lover, and collector of funny pictures on the Internet.