It’s a cultural joke that once a couple gets married they stop having sex. But is it true? Depends on who you ask. All we know is that when you’ve been up all night dealing with a cranky baby, it’s not particularly sexy to be woken after two hours sleep by your well rested partner seeking a little morning nookie. And a little afternoon delight might seem like a good idea, but the execution is practically impossible when you’ve got kids scurrying around, flinging open doors with nary a knock. What about after the little ones have headed off to the land of nod? Surely, then an amorous couple could find some relief? Wrong. All that parenting and working and stressing just wears everyone out and the only thing many women fantasize about at 9:30 pm is a night of uninterrupted sleep.
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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)