When you were engaged everyone told you that once you get married you’re not going to have sex as much as you think you will. That seemed unfathomable to you. But then you got married. And life happens. And you’re tired. And kids. Just kids. And you don’t have sex as much as you thought you would. Or maybe you’re one of the lucky ones who do. Either way, married sex is pretty hilarious if you are lucky enough to be with someone who can laugh about it with you.

 

41 Memes And Things For Married People Who Are Just Trying To Get Lucky

#1

4-year-old sex

#2

change-positions

#3

keep-the-kids-busy

#4

crazy-pregnancy-sex

#5

dumb-shit

#6

boner-ass
 

#7

already-had-sex

#8

cock-block-myself

#9

dino-nuggets

#10

choregasm

#11

porn-for-women

#12

date-night
 

#13

in-bed

#14

back-rub

#15

obi-wan

#16

no-underwear

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)