A little more accuracy, a tad more precision, would be an amazing thing for us all. In everything. Everyday conversation, advertising, intentions on a date… Just imagine if you went into a promotion interview and Karen (that HR bitch) just flat out tells you it’s a formality because Oscar was hand picked. At least you’d be more relaxed, right?! No sweaty palms or stinky pits or… what? No, that’s everyone, that’s gotta be everyone. It isn’t? No, come on… Shit.

Accurate And More Accurate. And Then There Is #accurateAF.

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)