Okay, it looks like doors have been open for near eight hours in most places. We’ll go live to Ted reporting from Mall of Americ… Uh, technical difficulties guys, Ted’s been killed over a stuffed tickle-me Elmo!
How many of *you* think of Black Friday shopping like matches in the gladiatorial games? Or we guess like Hunger Games, if you only started reading last week. But it’s true! Every shopper for themself, and the ultimate prize is a smile from your kid. Or your own smile in the mirror after realizing your 400% markup between Black Friday and Christmas Eve. Asshole. Well, here’s to all of you for making memes and the Darwin Awards so memorable every year 😉

Black Friday: For Those Who Like The Whole Shop-And-Purge Kinda Thing

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)