Many who join law enforcement as a job or a career have the absolute best in mind for those they serve. Which we love. But they still do dumb stuff sometimes.
Most people are familiar with bathrooms and their intended purpose. We say most people because, apparently, there are a few among us who didn't quite get the memo.
As a parent, the day inevitably comes when your precious child opens up their sweet little mouth and out comes the F word. Just laugh and move on like the rest of us.
You're more like a raccoon than you thought. It's not all that bad though. They are pretty cute. Just like you.
Give the kid a bath? Fix her hair? Feed them? What am I going for, parent of the year?
"A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots." - Marcus Garvey.
Sometimes we see a meme that so accurately reflects life, we can't help but send it to everyone we know. Everyone. Because it's also #hilariousAF.
Glitter beards hit the scene in 2014 with Christmas Beards not far behind. We think it's time to bring it back...
Surprise! It's the holidays. And who do YOU think is coming in to work? You. We thought that was obvious already.
Like it or not, the snow is here. Lock your doors, crank up the heat, and let everyone know they can reach you in March. *Sigh.* If only it were ever that easy.
We've been appreciating him almost daily for well over two months. Which is like, four years or something in Webland. We're not sure about the conversion rate.
We have had a crush on baby goats since we were babies ourselves. They can be kind of a-holes to each other though, right? And once they're "of age"...
Whether passenger or driver, if you've taken an Uber, odds are that you've got a story or two to tell. Because let's face it, people are weird and it's even weirder that you're riding in their car.
Notes. To and from thieves. Because badges don't scare anyone. Here are some of the best, for hilarity, tragedy, and just plain stupidity!
Much like you, Christmas was born more of drunken debauchery than any kind of religious fervor. You guys, Romans celebrated Saturnalia, the predecessor to Christmas, and those fools partied - you have *no* idea. If pictures of those parties existed now, they would be behind a paywall.
No one wants to be petty. Sometimes we just can't help it. And those times just happen to be pretty hilarious, soooooooo.
When are we gonna start being real about how these perfect princesses would exist and interact in our world? Or maybe they are already here...
Holiday package delivery has gotten out of control. So many people are hitting Amazon instead of going out shopping nowadays that Fedex and UPS hire people to drive around in their own personal vehicles to deliver you your goodies. And we couldn't be more thankful.
Did you know there's a feces-tracking app? It's called SnapCrap. Now we just need one for our fecally-inspired fruits and veggies that tags the actual store!
For those who don’t know, a comedienne is a female comedian, which is actually the funny kind of comedian... especially this one.
Dating should stir up all kinds of feelings, right? Unfortunately, some of the most common ones are anxiety, dread, despair, and panic. But you gotta find "the one". Again.
Here's to another year of adrenaline-junkie-moron-circus-inspired, bloodsport shopping that results in the best Darwin Award nominations.