Maroon 5 performed for the Superbowl Halftime show yesterday and now poor Adam Levine is getting roasted. When you decide to wear a 70's couch cushion tank top in front of the whole world. Well. That's on you Adam. So thank you for taking it off.
You know those times where you're bored and scrolling twitter and come across some guy's tweet that's so hilarious you have to check out the rest of their page to see what other funny shit they've come up with? That's Mike. This dude is funny.
She's keeping it real. But not necessarily keeping it together. Her words, not ours. All we know is her life with kids is our life with kids. And it's hilarious. Because it's true.
Not all women are the same. No question about that. But there are some things that just seem to be true about all of us. Thoughts we have. Feelings we share. We relate to each other. And sometimes it's pretty damn funny finding truth in the ridiculous things we think.
It's as if Jared Freid has read all of our minds. We think it, he types it. And it's both rad and hilarious. Thanks Jared. You're the best.
Right about the time you have to take out a loan to feed your son, is the same time you want to avoid touching anything in his room. Seriously. Don't touch ANYTHING.