You Don’t Know Why They Pulled You Over But These Are Pretty Funny

Many who join law enforcement as a job or a career have the absolute best in mind for those they serve. Which we love. But they still do dumb stuff sometimes.

Your Bathroom Has Seen You At Your Worst And Still Lets You Come Back

Most people are familiar with bathrooms and their intended purpose. We say most people because, apparently, there are a few among us who didn't quite get the memo.

Your Kid Just Said The F Word And You Know They Heard It From You

As a parent, the day inevitably comes when your precious child opens up their sweet little mouth and out comes the F word. Just laugh and move on like the rest of us.

Playing The Blame Game On A New Level

Admit Nothing. Deny Everything. Make counter-accusations. Today we play the blame game. But with memes.

Dad Selfies Are A Glorious Thing

They've only been at it a little while, but Dads are really starting to catch on to, and even embrace, the selfie. Heaven help us. Heaven help us all...

Raccoons: Nature’s Smoothest Criminals Or Just You On A Tuesday?

You're more like a raccoon than you thought. It's not all that bad though. They are pretty cute. Just like you.

When Parents Know They’re Not Winning Parent Of The Year

Give the kid a bath? Fix her hair? Feed them? What am I going for, parent of the year?

All The *Sarcastic* Christmas Feels

Too bad it's already been a "special time of year" since before Halloween, and will be well into January, when jackhole husbands take the damn lights down...

Goodbye 2018. It’s Been Kinda Weird TBH.

As we say goodbye to 2018, let's all take a minute to be thankful for all the things that came our way. Looking at you Cheese Printer.

Who Needs History Books Now That We Have Instagram

"A people without the knowledge of their past history, origin and culture is like a tree without roots." - Marcus Garvey.

Accurate And More Accurate. And Then There Is #accurateAF.

Sometimes we see a meme that so accurately reflects life, we can't help but send it to everyone we know. Everyone. Because it's also #hilariousAF.

The Drama Of The Meme Sharing Dilemma

We've all had it happen. We saw a meme that made us laugh out loud. Shared it with our bestie. The little dots appear and your hopes are so high. Then, "Oh, yeah, ha. I've already seen that."

Truths About Husbands That Every Wife Knows

You met the dude and married him. And he's pretty stinkin' cute. But like every wife knows, he does some weird shit sometimes.

We Think It’s Time For Christmas Beards To Make A Comeback

Glitter beards hit the scene in 2014 with Christmas Beards not far behind. We think it's time to bring it back...

Ohhh Internet. We Call Bullshit. And So Will You.

Our threshold for tolerating BS on the internet is at an all-time low. Lucky for us, holding people accountable for their ridiculousness or the silly frustrations in life is what keeps society from collapsing. We think...

Working Retail During The Holidays: Because Someone’s Gotta Keep The Crazy Under Control

Surprise! It's the holidays. And who do YOU think is coming in to work? You. We thought that was obvious already.

Winter Has Arrived And We Couldn’t Be More Over It

Like it or not, the snow is here. Lock your doors, crank up the heat, and let everyone know they can reach you in March. *Sigh.* If only it were ever that easy.

Sunday Shoutout: Mehgyver, For Thinking Fast & Tweeting Faster

We've been appreciating him almost daily for well over two months. Which is like, four years or something in Webland. We're not sure about the conversion rate.

How Come Goats Aren’t In The 12 Days Of Christmas?!

We have had a crush on baby goats since we were babies ourselves. They can be kind of a-holes to each other though, right? And once they're "of age"...

Uber: Because Getting In A Stranger’s Car Is A Perfectly Normal Thing To Do

Whether passenger or driver, if you've taken an Uber, odds are that you've got a story or two to tell. Because let's face it, people are weird and it's even weirder that you're riding in their car.

*Adult* Life Hacks For “Grown Ups”

Do these things and your life as a "grown up" will significantly improve. Yes, we meant to put grown ups in quotations. Why? Pffffffff, c'mon, you know why.

In This World Of Thieves, The Pen Is Mightier Than The Badge

Notes. To and from thieves. Because badges don't scare anyone. Here are some of the best, for hilarity, tragedy, and just plain stupidity!

Christmas Is Coming And Everyone Wants Some Action

Much like you, Christmas was born more of drunken debauchery than any kind of religious fervor. You guys, Romans celebrated Saturnalia, the predecessor to Christmas, and those fools partied - you have *no* idea. If pictures of those parties existed now, they would be behind a paywall.

No One *Wants* To Be Petty. It Comes From The Soul.

No one wants to be petty. Sometimes we just can't help it. And those times just happen to be pretty hilarious, soooooooo.

Just Imagine If Disney Were Life And Not Just Live Action…

When are we gonna start being real about how these perfect princesses would exist and interact in our world? Or maybe they are already here...

Tis The Season: Your Package Is Out For Delivery

Holiday package delivery has gotten out of control. So many people are hitting Amazon instead of going out shopping nowadays that Fedex and UPS hire people to drive around in their own personal vehicles to deliver you your goodies. And we couldn't be more thankful.

Careful! The Romaine Is Almost As Feces-Full As Bay Area Sidewalks!

Did you know there's a feces-tracking app? It's called SnapCrap. Now we just need one for our fecally-inspired fruits and veggies that tags the actual store!

Comedienne Crush Sunday Needs To Be A Thing Starting With Iliza

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For those who don’t know, a comedienne is a female comedian, which is actually the funny kind of comedian... especially this one.

When You Realize There Are No Winners In The Dating Game

Dating should stir up all kinds of feelings, right? Unfortunately, some of the most common ones are anxiety, dread, despair, and panic. But you gotta find "the one". Again.

Black Friday: For Those Who Like The Whole Shop-And-Purge Kinda Thing

Here's to another year of adrenaline-junkie-moron-circus-inspired, bloodsport shopping that results in the best Darwin Award nominations.

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