Today is Thanksgiving in the United States, which means families are gathering for supper and to argue, ridicule, and seek dominance by leg-wrestling. So weird.
We all have very different ideas about how *our* ideal relationship might appear, but we can all agree these folks are reaching for *their* ideal already!
We all know Thanksgiving is really just about the food. Fifteen different pie options makes dealing with your family worth it... Well, almost ;)
It's the weekend so where does that leave us? Texts. Sexts. Drunk “Heyyyyys”. And we know some of you are good with 3 y's, a bottle, and a song about your body being a wonderland.
Being a parent is hard. But also kinda hilarious. Parents are turning to Twitter to tell us all about it...
Aren't vanity plates just a little weird rolling into 2019? Like that 40-plus white guy who doesn't work in the music industry but still wears a soul patch...
A short, funny tribute to an artist and philosopher who shaped generations of minds by making us question what is truly possible - Mr. Stan Lee
Feeling insecure? Anxious? Don't worry, it will be fine. Actually, it probably won't because telling an anxious person "It'll be fine" is the worst.
These are veteran booties and today is Veteran's Day. So we're gonna stay out of the way, keep ice packs in the freezer, that good 1600mg Motrin out of reach, and be ready with a fire extinguisher - and a camera.
The second-most anglo-centric holiday on the U.S. calendar being replaced by the *most* anglo-centric holiday on the World's calendar. #Poetic
We just want to be like these Spectacularly Seasoned angels-to-be, we think they're living their best life... However much of it remains.
These are screenshots. Largely from Instagram. We know you want to think of them as actual news or whatever but they really just probably are not that.
Even with opposable thumbs and vocal cords, are we really that far ahead? Here are some of our woodland friends doing a better job *humaning* than any of you.
We know that you've had at least three of these thoughts since your last cup of coffee. We also know you wondered how crazy you were for having at least one of them...
Listen. Some of us are just always late. The sooner you accept that, the better.
How many of these do you know without reading ahead? How many will you read and then ask your kid(s) about? Don't be scurred, answers ahead!
"Snack" can have multiple meanings with regard to human interaction. So we found some stuff to make it more clear for you. Except we probably made it less clear.
Friendship is truly strange. Especially as children, right? You have no idea what you really like, and all of a sudden you're nearing 30 together. Yes, 30. STFU.
For girls on Halloween we typically have "sexy" and, well, not. Basically, we can wear underwear or swimwear and as long as there is a semi-color-matched pair of ears or a tail, it's a costume.
Dads have a way of making life interesting. Funny. Weird. Dangerous. And the truth is, we wouldn't have it any other way. Kids need their dads. How else are they going to learn how to do things... differently? Haha. Enjoy!
These are not the typical "mom just sat you down to teach you about life" kind of lessons. Which is what makes them so effing fantastic. Go ahead. Decide for yourself...