Now listen… These are screenshots. Largely from Instagram. We know you want to think of them as actual news or whatever but they really just probably are not that. It’s much more likely they’ve been faked somehow, photoshopped or whatever, so maybe let’s just take them all with… What? From WalMart? Good hell, you know what? You all deserve to get caught AND outed. Should be ashamed. Lookin’ at you, guy trying to collect the reward on himself. That’s a special kind of snitch.
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