Did you know there’s an app? A crap-tracking app. To mark where San Franciscans are poohing. It’s called SnapCrap. I shit you not. Now we just need an app to take pictures of fecally-inspired fruits and veggies that will also tag the restaurant or grocery store and send the name to CDC. And maybe make repetitive social media posts to all of their sites… So if your salad looks like it grew from a meadow-muffin, let someone know about that shit!

Careful! The Romaine Is Almost As Feces-Full As Bay Area Sidewalks!

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)