Can we just take a second, or 22, to consider the amazing way Onesie-Wearing Josh gives us that sneak peek into our own lives, AND almost makes us want to get back on Twitter? Well, “almost” is subjective… I mean, who hasn’t been completely blitzed and chased a stranger? And by “stranger”, we mean *raccoon*… Annnywho, you know those ridiculous conversations you have with yourself, only in your own head because if anyone heard them you might go to jail for being a shitty person if they didn’t know you were kidding, and then you think, “man that was hilarious, I should write that down!”
Yeah, us too. We aren’t fast enough either. Luckily, Josh is the fastest tweet in the, well, wherever.