Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets. She’s keeping it real. But not necessarily keeping it together. Her words, not ours. All we know is her life with kids is our life with kids. And it’s hilarious. Because it’s true.

Goldfish And Chicken Nuggets. Funny Tweets From A Mom Who Knows.

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game

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car-seat

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fight

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third-person

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30-minute-shit

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cheese

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clipping

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crack

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)