Have you ever heard something similar to “there was only ever one real thief in the world, everyone else is just trying to get their stuff back”? It’s a joke, obviously, but there must be some element of truth to it, given how many times some poor sap had to write a note. A note. To a thief. Here are some of the best, for hilarity, tragedy, and just plain stupidity. Well, we would definitely be waiting in the bushes for someone to read whatever we left. What? No, shut up, it does *NOT* matter, that’s where we’d be anyway. Shut up.

In This World Of Thieves, The Pen Is Mightier Than The Badge

#1

breast-milk

#2

bike

#3

itchy

#4

chobani

#5

lady

#6

new-food

#7

rhubarb

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)