So, like, every twenty years or whatever, we reimagine and reintroduce these amazing characters, these exemplars of humanity’s potential. This year, we get another take on The Lion King, which we honestly believe is going to be more like one of the Benji movies from the 80’s… Just look it up. And when are we gonna start being real about how these perfect princesses would exist and interact in our world? Or maybe they are already here, and just do a much better job of hiding it than most celebs? Yeah, Cindy is an arsonist you guys, but she is super dedicated to raising money to rebuild the places she burns down… Merida is *always* trainspotting, and advertises protein and exercise bands on IG.
And that frog? HE. BECAME. A. LAWYER. That’s not a joke, he really did. ICK.
Royalty? Sure. Just don’t look under their crowns 😉

Just Imagine If Disney Were Life And Not Just Live Action…

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)