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#11: It’s more comfortable than getting up.
#12: I’m not lazy. My spine is.
#13: I learned this from a video game.
#14: You’ll eat your greens if it’s the closest food in sight.
#15: The easiest way to keep track of your kids.
#16: Whoever is hating on fur coats is missing out, because this is HEAVEN.
#17: Don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it.
#18: They’re the lazy ones. I didn’t skip a day of vacuuming.
#19: Hey buddy, my mouth isn’t on top of my head.
#20: This is faster than I was going before.
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