#21: Ain’t nobody got time for that.

#22: I’d rather not strain myself.

#23: When you finally find your angle.

#24: All this work to make me look bad, but you can’t chew my food and feed it to me?

#25: I’d roll over if they weren’t in my way.

#26: Finals aren’t until tomorrow.

#27: This is my thinking face.

#28: My favorite yoga pose.

#29: Falling is the fastest way down any flight of stairs.

#30: They can’t expect us to walk yet if they think we’re babies.

Wow. You made it all the way to the end of the list! You’re not as lazy as you thought. And more importantly, you’re not as lazy as these animals.

Richard is a funny, weird, artistic guy. From Colorado. Living in Los Angeles. Headed towards infinity and beyond. Follow him on social media to see more on his shenanigans.