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We just want to be like these Spectacularly Seasoned angels-to-be, we think they're living their best life... However much of it remains.
Even with opposable thumbs and vocal cords, are we really that far ahead? Here are some of our woodland friends doing a better job *humaning* than any of you.
These are screenshots. Largely from Instagram. We know you want to think of them as actual news or whatever but they really just probably are not that.
These are veteran booties and today is Veteran's Day. So we're gonna stay out of the way, keep ice packs in the freezer, that good 1600mg Motrin out of reach, and be ready with a fire extinguisher - and a camera.
Feeling insecure? Anxious? Don't worry, it will be fine. Actually, it probably won't because telling an anxious person "It'll be fine" is the worst.