If you have you ever looked at the settings on your washer and dryer, you may have noticed the “whitest whites” setting… Is there a less white option? Why not “eggshell” or “cream” or “ivory”? Well, because it’s a washer, not an effing paint store. And not EVERYTHING needs to be about *YOU*, Sharon!
Which means the ONLY logical explanation is that many years ago, a Meme Master Plan was set into motion. Given the subject matter, it was probably a guy named Alan or , working at Whirlpool, who also made a point of journaling anything he found incredibly, er… suburban?

The 30 Whitest Whites Outside Your Actual Washer & Dryer

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)