Just when you thought you had turned off all of the notifications, blocked all the repeat-offenders, completely removed any social media from any aspect of your life, and then…
** DING DING ** “Sharon Dhipshett tagged you in a photo”
And that’s when the shitshow starts, because now you get comment notifications, too. Ugh. Know what? Eff you, Sharon. You took that pic with a disposable camera on Spring Break in Cancun in 1998, told me you LOST IT the day after we got back, and you tag me twenty years later?! I’m MARRIED, it was JUST a phase.
But I guess it could be worse, we could be Steve Harvey. Or one of these other poor bastards 😂

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)