The Saturday before Thanksgiving… We all know what that means! Well, maybe one or two of you understand. In any case, next weekend is all-family-all-of-the-time so this is the last time before New Years the average Joe and Jane (and that bitch Sharon) will feel “fit” enough to go out. Where does that leave us? Texts. Sexts. Drunk “Heyyyyys”. And we know some of you are #ThurstayAF (did we use that right?) so you’re not even hoping for a “5-y-hey”. Three y’s, a bottle of Boone’s, and a “it seemed like a good idea at the time” is all you’ll need! We still love you for you, and we’re thankful we know you 😘

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)