Pop quiz, genius. How many of these do you know without reading ahead? How many will you read and then ask your kid(s) – oh right sister’s kids because you’re not old enough to have kids who say this shit yet 🙄 – if we got them right? Well, guess what! It doesn’t appear that ANY of these will be rooted in actual language, so it doesn’t really matter, but… These next few slides *should* have you sounding a little less moronic when the kids are over and you’re trying to “hang wit it”. Which is not a thing, btw. Also, please stop vocalizing “LOL”, whether sounding it out or spelling it out, you’re doing it wrong. But then, so are we. Wow, we need a drink.

“What The Hell Did They Just Say To Me?” Vol. I

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)