We know you think this is an eggplant, but it’s also an aubergine, and that helped satisfy our affinity for alliteration. We also absolutely and implicitly understand this is a sensitive subject, and want to make sure we aren’t, uh, outing anyone? So if one of these is you, please let us know which social media profile to tag so we can, uh, make sure to remove it? Yeah, that’s what we’ll do.

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)