Listen up! Like those who wear them, “silkies” come in all colors, shapes and sizes. One universal truth, though, is that they should be worn two sizes too small, on a shirtless body as often as possible, and a photograph *must* be taken (Apparently). I don’t know, maybe we call it a “silkfie”. A “selfkie”. No, those both suck. Oh right, they’re just called “booty pics”.
But these are veteran booties and today is Veteran’s Day. So we’re gonna stay out of the way, keep ice packs in the freezer, that good 1600mg Motrin out of reach, and be ready with a fire extinguisher – and a camera.
When You’re So America Even Your Shorts Scream Freedom
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