Parents and pet owners know all about the chaos their cherished children and animals can cause. The amount of destruction that can come out of such tiny little beings would be impressive if it wasn’t so horrifying. Kids are the reason we can’t have nice things. Their motto: “If it ain’t broke…just give me a minute”. Don’t even get us started on dogs. Man’s best friend just ate your couch. Oh, you have a cat? He’ll stare you down and break your stuff right in front of you. Whiskers: “Is this yours?”…”nobody cares”. So who can F*** it up faster? You tell us. Here we go…

Destruction Caused by Kids… Cats… and Dogs

#1 – I Love You Too You Little #%@$

Girl Scratched Up Car

#2 – Ummmm…”I’m Sorry?”

Dog Destroys Chair

#3 – Gonna Need New Blinds

Cat Destroys Blinds

#4 – Three Kids In A Tub

Too Many Bubbles

#5 – What!? You Shouldn’t Have Left!

Dog Destroys Door

#6 – Who You Lookin At?!

Cat Destruction

#7 – No Such Thing As Too Much Baby Powder

Baby Powder Mess

#8 – I Swear! I Never Left This Spot!

Dog Makes a Huge Mess

#9 – Cats -1; Christmas Tree – 0

Cat Takes Out Christmas Tree

#10 – All Done…Can I Get Out?

Kids Destruction

#11 – They Were In The Way!

Dog Destroys Blinds


I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)