Managers hiring for retail know how to sell a job. They explain to interviewees that they must be available to work all day, every day (including holidays). They must be available to be perpetually on call, knowledgeable of all the products in the store, and able to deal with irate customers in a cheerful manner. Best of all they have to do all this for a minimal wage. Surprise! It’s the holidays. And who do YOU think is coming in to work? You. We thought that was obvious already.

Working Retail During The Holidays: Because Someone’s Gotta Keep The Crazy Under Control

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I'm a married, stay at home mother of 4, with a lot of crazy going on. Being a parent is so rewarding, but very exhausting! Ha! My husband is a musician/entrepreneur with a lot going on, so I manage most of the day to day and happen to find a lot of humor in all the chaos. If the choice is laugh or cry, I'll choose laugh every time. :)